NPC Tee

At least the NPCs stay where you left them and don’t start side quests with strangers. 🎮💀

This tee is for gamers who trusted the wrong player and learned the hard way that fictional characters have better loyalty stats than some real people. Packed with gamer humour, petty energy, and emotional damage, this design is perfect for anyone whose last relationship felt like a multiplayer betrayal mission.

Soft, comfy, and made for gaming marathons, late-night lobbies, and pretending you’re “just focused on the grind now,” this tee turns heartbreak into top-tier comedy loot. Because honestly, your NPC companion would never do you like that.

Product Features

• 100% cotton (solid colours) with medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric — soft enough for crying playlists and hangovers
• Tubular knit (no side seams) + shoulder tape — keeps its shape better than your emotional stability
• Ribbed crew neckline — durable, unlike your last relationship
• Dual printing (DTF + DTG) — crisp design with zero mixed signals
• Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — because at least something in your life is non-toxic

Care Instructions

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron (the emotional wrinkles stay)
• Do not dry clean
• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Tumble dry low