Cowboys Made Me Toxic Tee

Blame the boots, the pickup trucks, and the emotionally unavailable man with a country playlist. 🤠💀

This tee is for the girls who fell for southern charm, survived the mixed signals, and somehow ended up with trust issues and a preference for whiskey over feelings. Featuring a bold country-inspired design with just the right amount of chaos, this shirt is basically your villain origin story in cotton form.

Soft, comfy, and made for rodeos, bonfires, country concerts, and dramatically staring out the passenger window pretending you’re in a music video, this tee pairs perfectly with denim, messy hair, and bad decisions you’d probably make again.

Because honestly… it wasn’t your fault. The cowboy hat was a warning sign.

Product Features

• 100% cotton (solid colours) with medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric — soft enough for crying playlists and hangovers
• Tubular knit (no side seams) + shoulder tape — keeps its shape better than your emotional stability
• Ribbed crew neckline — durable, unlike your last relationship
• Dual printing (DTF + DTG) — crisp design with zero mixed signals
• Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — because at least something in your life is non-toxic

Care Instructions

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron (the emotional wrinkles stay)
• Do not dry clean
• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Tumble dry low