Emotionally AFK Candle

For people who communicate like your ex: barely. 💀
This hand-poured soy candle gives cozy gamer-villain vibes without the toxic fumes. Clean burning, long lasting, and more emotionally available than your last relationship.

Choose from 8 addictive scents 🔥 from smoky fireside nights to sweet coconut comfort. Poured into a reusable amber jar perfect for storing tiny things… like your remaining trust issues.

✨ Vegan & non-toxic
✨ Cotton wick
✨ Reusable jar
✨ No parabens, phthalates, or weird chemicals

Care Instructions
Burn within sight. Keep away from pets, kids, and exes who “just wanna talk.” 🚩

Available in 4oz & 9oz