Kitty Hoodie

Some people collect memories.
Your ex apparently collected the entire neighborhood.

This hoodie was made for the professionally unimpressed — the ones who survived dating a walking red flag and came out with better taste, stronger boundaries, and elite-level side eye. Soft, cozy, and absolutely loaded with petty energy, it’s the perfect hoodie for girls’ nights, bar crawls, revenge glow-ups, or casually causing chaos in the supermarket aisle.

The bold front print delivers the joke before you even say a word, while the plush midweight fabric keeps you warm during cold weather and colder conversations. Featuring a roomy kangaroo pocket for your phone, keys, or emotional support lip gloss, plus a double-lined hood for when you spot your ex in public and suddenly become “hard to approach.”

Because loyalty might be rare…
but apparently your ex wasn’t.

🍻 Product Features

• 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz) — soft, cozy, and built for emotional support
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit than your last relationship
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord + kangaroo pocket
• Crisp DTF/DTG print options plus embroidery available
• Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, ethically sourced materials

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron/steam on low heat
• Do not dry clean
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed