Sidepiece Tee

One of you was grinding for treasure… the other was collecting relationship violations like XP. ⛏️💀

This tee is for the gamers who stayed loyal, built the base, gathered the resources, and still got betrayed by someone acting like a whole hostile mob. Featuring a pixel-inspired, blocky gamer design with chaotic breakup energy, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose relationship ended like a survival server disaster.

Soft, comfy, and made for gaming marathons, Discord drama recaps, and pretending you’re totally fine while speed-running trust issues, this tee delivers peak gamer heartbreak humour. Because while you were out here mining diamonds, your ex was busy crafting excuses and unlocking side quests nobody asked for.

Soft, comfy, and built for maximum introvert energy, this tee is basically your emotional status update in cotton form.

Product Features

• 100% cotton (solid colours) with medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric — soft enough for crying playlists and hangovers
• Tubular knit (no side seams) + shoulder tape — keeps its shape better than your emotional stability
• Ribbed crew neckline — durable, unlike your last relationship
• Dual printing (DTF + DTG) — crisp design with zero mixed signals
• Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — because at least something in your life is non-toxic

Care Instructions

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron (the emotional wrinkles stay)
• Do not dry clean
• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Tumble dry low