NPC Hoodie

Imagine getting outperformed by computer-generated side characters.

This hoodie is for the gamers who trusted their ex less than a suspicious autosave file — and somehow still got betrayed. Soft, cozy, and dangerously relatable, it’s perfect for gaming marathons, late-night rage sessions, energy drink runs, or laughing through the emotional damage with the squad on voice chat.

The bold front print delivers elite gamer breakup humor, while the brushed midweight fabric keeps you comfortable through every respawn, heartbreak, and “last game before bed” lie. Featuring a roomy kangaroo pocket for your hands, snacks, or controller, plus a double-lined hood for entering full anti-social mode after seeing your ex online with somebody new.

Because at least NPCs stick to the storyline.
Your ex was out here running side quests.

🍻 Product Features

• 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz) — soft, cozy, and built for emotional support
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit than your last relationship
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord + kangaroo pocket
• Crisp DTF/DTG print options plus embroidery available
• Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, ethically sourced materials

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron/steam on low heat
• Do not dry clean
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed