Kitty Tee

Some people collect hobbies.
Your ex collected situationships like Pokémon cards. 🐱💀

This tee is for the people who ignored the red flags, survived the chaos, and came out the other side with elite detective skills and a dark sense of humour. Featuring a playful, sarcastic design with maximum petty energy, this shirt turns heartbreak into comedy gold — because if you don’t laugh, you might text them back.

Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to start conversations, it’s perfect for girls’ nights, bar crawls, casual chaos, or anywhere someone needs a reminder that loyalty really isn’t that hard. Wear it proudly while your ex continues their world tour of poor decisions.

Product Features

• 100% cotton (solid colours) with medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric — soft enough for crying playlists and hangovers
• Tubular knit (no side seams) + shoulder tape — keeps its shape better than your emotional stability
• Ribbed crew neckline — durable, unlike your last relationship
• Dual printing (DTF + DTG) — crisp design with zero mixed signals
• Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — because at least something in your life is non-toxic

Care Instructions

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron (the emotional wrinkles stay)
• Do not dry clean
• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Tumble dry low