Freshly Divorced Charcuterie Board

This engraved acacia and slate charcuterie board is made for the girlies entering their “peace, wine & no more red flags” era 🍾✨

A cheeky centerpiece for divorce parties, healing brunches, or celebrating freedom with your besties, the warm honey-toned acacia wood frames a removable slate circle engraved with a playful “Freshly Divorced" design and elegant floral details. Complete with compact cheese knives tucked neatly into fitted slots, it’s ready for champagne, gossip, cheeses, grapes, and a little harmless ex-bashing. The natural wood grain adds warmth while the slate gives it that classy, modern edge — because healing can still be aesthetic. Hand-wash care keeps the engraving crisp and party-ready for every “I’m finally free” gathering. 🖤🥂

Product features

• Acacia wood base with beautiful natural grain
• Removable engraved slate serving surface with light grey engraving
• Includes two wooden-handled cheese knives with fitted storage slots
• Durable slate and acacia construction built to last through every girls’ night
• Perfect for divorce parties, wine nights & petty little celebrations 🍷

Care instructions

• Hand wash only