{"product_id":"uninstalling-tee","title":"Uninstalling Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"45\" data-end=\"131\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownloading trust issues… deleting emotional attachment… uninstall in progress. 🎮💀\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"425\"\u003eThis tee is for the gamers who finally realised their ex was basically a corrupted save file with way too many bugs. Featuring a bold gamer-inspired design with chaotic breakup energy, this shirt is perfect for anyone currently in their “main character grinding XP instead of replying” era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"676\"\u003eSoft, comfy, and built for rage quits, ranked matches, and ignoring texts while appearing online, this tee delivers peak gamer humour with a side of emotional damage. Because unlike your ex, uninstalling this problem actually improves performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"778\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"ebm71m\" data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mmog0y\" data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"920\"\u003e100% cotton (solid colours) with medium-weight (180 g\/m²) fabric — soft enough for crying playlists and hangovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8pj4n6\" data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) + shoulder tape — keeps its shape better than your emotional stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16asaf6\" data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003eRibbed crew neckline — durable, unlike your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7n695v\" data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eDual printing (DTF + DTG) — crisp design with zero mixed signals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15gvumy\" data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003eTear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — because at least \u003cem data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003esomething\u003c\/em\u003e in your life is non-toxic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1287\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"7hgmwo\" data-start=\"1292\" data-end=\"1315\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mwuzoq\" data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hblw1a\" data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1395\"\u003eDo not iron (the emotional wrinkles stay)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gw4xp8\" data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eiyngh\" data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41q3h0\" data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46730279452809,"sku":"29291843845432546071","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46730279485577,"sku":"26112801281867596876","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46730279518345,"sku":"29574637426828780123","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46730279551113,"sku":"39316098908840741949","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46730279583881,"sku":"13338171134626218354","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46730279616649,"sku":"83166662932666508285","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46730279649417,"sku":"24343771982176184545","price":38.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":46730279682185,"sku":"29522679287216377470","price":38.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8033\/3449\/files\/20260520065251-1f154188-4fdd-6fd4-a2da-6e02f5c3f68a.png?v=1779260039","url":"https:\/\/exroast.com\/products\/uninstalling-tee","provider":"ExRoast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}