{"product_id":"uninstalling-hoodie","title":"Uninstalling Hoodie","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"51\" data-end=\"123\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownload failed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"67\" data-end=\"70\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Emotional attachment corrupted.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"101\" data-end=\"104\"\u003eRemoving files now…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"411\"\u003eThis hoodie is for the gamers who finally realized their ex was the bug, not the feature. Cozy, soft, and loaded with chaotic post-breakup energy, it’s perfect for late-night gaming sessions, energy drink runs, Discord therapy, or pretending you’re over it while queueing ranked at 3am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"750\"\u003eThe bold front print looks like a system update nobody asked for — except this time the toxic files are getting deleted permanently. Featuring brushed midweight fabric, a roomy kangaroo pocket for your controller or snacks, and a double-lined hood for entering full “do not disturb” mode after another emotionally damaging situationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"208\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"821\"\u003eBecause healing takes time…\u003cbr data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"782\"\u003ebut uninstalling them is a solid start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"olk4od\" data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003e🍻 Product Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1400\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t66opx\" data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003e50\/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz) — soft, cozy, and built for emotional support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2s5lx0\" data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit than your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ijwg2o\" data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003eDouble-lined hood with matching drawcord + kangaroo pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1x6j0iz\" data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eCrisp DTF\/DTG print options plus embroidery available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"43wb3i\" data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1400\"\u003eTear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, ethically sourced materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1402\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"4cmjyy\" data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eiyngh\" data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1466\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gdc7bx\" data-start=\"1467\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003eTumble dry medium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"d076fy\" data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eIron\/steam on low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gw4xp8\" data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1536\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mwuzoq\" data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46730333454473,"sku":"27001081849875348041","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46730333487241,"sku":"51205306368535075731","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46730333520009,"sku":"47946131272594704227","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46730333552777,"sku":"13716698616899610819","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46730333585545,"sku":"30869181260866297796","price":60.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46730333618313,"sku":"11580946311506449316","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46730333651081,"sku":"13332235355424934082","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":46730333683849,"sku":"31328624435391302743","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8033\/3449\/files\/20260518094411-1f1529e1-fe70-6812-a4a2-0a647f7e7424.png?v=1779097488","url":"https:\/\/exroast.com\/products\/uninstalling-hoodie","provider":"ExRoast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}