{"product_id":"sidepiece-tee","title":"Sidepiece Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"72\" data-end=\"174\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne of you was grinding for treasure… the other was collecting relationship violations like XP. ⛏️💀\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"497\"\u003eThis tee is for the gamers who stayed loyal, built the base, gathered the resources, and still got betrayed by someone acting like a whole hostile mob. Featuring a pixel-inspired, blocky gamer design with chaotic breakup energy, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose relationship ended like a survival server disaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"27\" data-end=\"76\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eSoft, comfy, and made for gaming marathons, Discord drama recaps, and pretending you’re totally fine while speed-running trust issues, this tee delivers peak gamer heartbreak humour. Because while you were out here mining diamonds, your ex was busy crafting excuses and unlocking side quests nobody asked for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"804\"\u003eSoft, comfy, and built for maximum introvert energy, this tee is basically your emotional status update in cotton form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"778\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"ebm71m\" data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mmog0y\" data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"920\"\u003e100% cotton (solid colours) with medium-weight (180 g\/m²) fabric — soft enough for crying playlists and hangovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8pj4n6\" data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) + shoulder tape — keeps its shape better than your emotional stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16asaf6\" data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003eRibbed crew neckline — durable, unlike your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7n695v\" data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eDual printing (DTF + DTG) — crisp design with zero mixed signals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15gvumy\" data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003eTear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — because at least \u003cem data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003esomething\u003c\/em\u003e in your life is non-toxic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1287\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"7hgmwo\" data-start=\"1292\" data-end=\"1315\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mwuzoq\" data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hblw1a\" data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1395\"\u003eDo not iron (the emotional wrinkles stay)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gw4xp8\" data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eiyngh\" data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41q3h0\" data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46731930206345,"sku":"31927437351790676872","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46731930239113,"sku":"31428835036562135289","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46731930271881,"sku":"17783710041601584501","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46731930304649,"sku":"59504456917291298613","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46731930337417,"sku":"14629419798922169296","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46731930370185,"sku":"19949680405288007315","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46731930402953,"sku":"16963253294721299054","price":38.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":46731930435721,"sku":"79219044275453761919","price":38.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8033\/3449\/files\/20260520063935-1f15416a-a68e-6a90-a938-1af785fa530e.png?v=1779259655","url":"https:\/\/exroast.com\/products\/sidepiece-tee","provider":"ExRoast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}