{"product_id":"sidepiece-hoodie","title":"Sidepiece Hoodie","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"82\" data-end=\"161\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI was out here building a future…\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"118\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e meanwhile they were collecting side quests.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"478\"\u003eThis hoodie is for the gamers who stayed loyal, stacked resources, and still got betrayed by someone acting like a creeper in human form. Soft, cozy, and packed with pixelated heartbreak humor, it’s perfect for gaming nights, snack runs, Discord calls, or emotionally processing your lore while strip mining at 2am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"835\"\u003eThe bold front print delivers instant gamer chaos, while the brushed midweight fabric keeps you warm through every respawn, heartbreak, and “one more block” moment. Featuring a roomy kangaroo pocket for your hands, controller, or emergency snacks, plus a double-lined hood perfect for entering full survival mode after another emotionally damaging update.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"33\" data-end=\"94\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eBecause you were mining for diamonds…\u003cbr data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"877\"\u003eand your ex was apparently farming community resources.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"olk4od\" data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003e🍻 Product Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1400\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t66opx\" data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003e50\/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz) — soft, cozy, and built for emotional support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2s5lx0\" data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit than your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ijwg2o\" data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003eDouble-lined hood with matching drawcord + kangaroo pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1x6j0iz\" data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eCrisp DTF\/DTG print options plus embroidery available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"43wb3i\" data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1400\"\u003eTear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, ethically sourced materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1402\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"4cmjyy\" data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eiyngh\" data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1466\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gdc7bx\" data-start=\"1467\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003eTumble dry medium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"d076fy\" data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eIron\/steam on low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gw4xp8\" data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1536\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mwuzoq\" data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46732112035977,"sku":"96694825674558173493","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46732112068745,"sku":"12039494854941214706","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46732112101513,"sku":"14537173311781476619","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46732112134281,"sku":"15114834474066476707","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46732112167049,"sku":"19470215670113117456","price":60.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46732112199817,"sku":"32263559608869295209","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46732112232585,"sku":"10591038881493499730","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":46732112265353,"sku":"25001917161670338950","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8033\/3449\/files\/20260518092745-1f1529bd-400d-6fba-a3d7-66f920fdb6e6.png?v=1779096514","url":"https:\/\/exroast.com\/products\/sidepiece-hoodie","provider":"ExRoast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}