{"product_id":"loyal-tee","title":"Loyal Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"176\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNothing builds character quite like being faithful to someone who treated loyalty like an optional side quest. 💀\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"461\"\u003eThis tee is for the emotionally exhausted legends who gave 110%, got absolutely played, and somehow still came out hotter, funnier, and with better taste in people. Featuring a bold, sarcastic design packed with “never again” energy, this shirt is basically closure in cotton form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"68\" data-end=\"183\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"463\" data-end=\"710\"\u003eSoft, comfy, and perfect for your healing-but-still-petty era, it’s made for coffee runs, gym sessions, brunch trauma dumps, or silently judging couples in public. Wear it as a reminder that loyalty is rare… and your ex fumbled it spectacularly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"778\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"ebm71m\" data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mmog0y\" data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"920\"\u003e100% cotton (solid colours) with medium-weight (180 g\/m²) fabric — soft enough for crying playlists and hangovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8pj4n6\" data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) + shoulder tape — keeps its shape better than your emotional stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16asaf6\" data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003eRibbed crew neckline — durable, unlike your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7n695v\" data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eDual printing (DTF + DTG) — crisp design with zero mixed signals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15gvumy\" data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003eTear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — because at least \u003cem data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003esomething\u003c\/em\u003e in your life is non-toxic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1287\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"7hgmwo\" data-start=\"1292\" data-end=\"1315\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"51\" data-end=\"188\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mwuzoq\" data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hblw1a\" data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1395\"\u003eDo not iron (the emotional wrinkles stay)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gw4xp8\" data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eiyngh\" data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41q3h0\" data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46722728034441,"sku":"66897630523599625574","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46722728198281,"sku":"39836833155492799694","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46722728362121,"sku":"10821140471510035616","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46722728525961,"sku":"24213730221948390106","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46722728689801,"sku":"18824860022583265305","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46722728853641,"sku":"24132464754684539732","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46722728951945,"sku":"26057924853229000011","price":38.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":46722729017481,"sku":"28749939856988957605","price":38.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8033\/3449\/files\/20260520072904-1f1541d9-4662-603a-bcbb-ce107af46842.png?v=1779262278","url":"https:\/\/exroast.com\/products\/loyal-tee","provider":"ExRoast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}