{"product_id":"i-found-my-ex-temu-hoodie","title":"I Found My Ex Temu Hoodie","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"35\" data-end=\"124\"\u003eSome people upgrade after a breakup… others apparently hit \u003cem data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"122\"\u003e“sort by: cheapest first.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"427\"\u003eThis hoodie is your official uniform for witnessing that downgrade in real time. Soft, warm, and just petty enough to keep you smiling, it’s built for those “I saw them and WOW… anyway” moments. The brushed fabric feels like a hug, while the bold front print does all the talking—so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"429\" data-end=\"726\"\u003eThrow it on for coffee runs, late-night gossip sessions, or accidental run-ins where you \u003cem data-start=\"518\" data-end=\"530\"\u003edefinitely\u003c\/em\u003e look better. With a roomy kangaroo pocket (perfect for holding your phone while you zoom in 👀) and a double-lined hood for maximum “I’m unbothered” energy, this is comfort with a side of savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eBecause healing is important… but so is having jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"786\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"15lrxv6\" data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"813\"\u003e🔥 Product Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ib49kz\" data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"909\"\u003e50\/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz) — soft, cozy, and holds your petty statement perfectly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jwf657\" data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"987\"\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit (unlike your ex’s decisions)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1x7ukhb\" data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1077\"\u003eDouble-lined hood with matching drawcord + kangaroo pocket for max comfort \u0026amp; attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1al9rs2\" data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1146\"\u003eDTF + DTG printing or embroidery options for crisp, bold designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"43wb3i\" data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003eTear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, ethically sourced materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1225\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"4cmjyy\" data-start=\"1227\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vhq3jt\" data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C) — like your feelings toward them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gdc7bx\" data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1341\"\u003eTumble dry medium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1b085en\" data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1365\"\u003eIron\/steam low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gw4xp8\" data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t1yyqf\" data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach if needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Orange \/ S","offer_id":46713814319241,"sku":"72452116468969221005","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ M","offer_id":46713814352009,"sku":"18559016189536461141","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ L","offer_id":46713814384777,"sku":"84730266296106164071","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ XL","offer_id":46713814417545,"sku":"20462501106982669039","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":46713814450313,"sku":"27679329627551752824","price":60.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":46713814483081,"sku":"51542902796515553095","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 4XL","offer_id":46713814515849,"sku":"52611715080388686975","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 5XL","offer_id":46713814548617,"sku":"31466217744306172888","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8033\/3449\/files\/20260519031826-1f153316-66ff-6864-857d-c605c8823370.png?v=1779160928","url":"https:\/\/exroast.com\/products\/i-found-my-ex-temu-hoodie","provider":"ExRoast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}