{"product_id":"i-found-my-ex-on-temu-tee","title":"I Found My Ex On Temu Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"31\" data-end=\"160\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause nothing says closure like discovering your ex got downgraded to express shipping and questionable quality control. 💀\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"467\"\u003eThis tee is your official “I survived the relationship and all I got was this iconic sense of humour” uniform. Featuring bold, cheeky symbols stacked like your ex’s bad decisions, topped off with a punchline that hits harder than their excuses — it’s basically therapy… but cheaper and way more stylish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"690\"\u003eSoft, comfy, and built for maximum side-eyes, this is your go-to for brunch gossip, girls’ nights, or casually strolling past karma doing its thing. Wear it loud, wear it proud — because healing looks good on you, babe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"695\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"ebm71m\" data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"719\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ugcr7m\" data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e100% cotton (solid colours) with medium-weight (180 g\/m²) fabric — comfy enough to wear while blocking your ex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pdnkaz\" data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) + shoulder tape — stays looking fresh, unlike their life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17pwyaq\" data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003eRibbed crew neckline — keeps its shape, unlike your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"kaa0th\" data-start=\"1007\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003eDual printing (DTF + DTG) — crisp design that won’t ghost you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pxj28o\" data-start=\"1073\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003eTear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — drama-free, finally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"7hgmwo\" data-start=\"1170\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"dxklhq\" data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1265\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach if needed (unlike your ex, this \u003cem data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003ecan\u003c\/em\u003e be saved)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yb3as1\" data-start=\"1266\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003eDo not iron (it’s already hot enough)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jzg4cl\" data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003eDo not dry clean (we don’t do high maintenance here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eiyngh\" data-start=\"1365\" data-end=\"1397\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41q3h0\" data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sunset \/ S","offer_id":46713887457417,"sku":"27448990969861704925","price":30.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sunset \/ M","offer_id":46713887490185,"sku":"19506441574378543688","price":30.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sunset \/ L","offer_id":46713887522953,"sku":"26123487016003726064","price":30.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sunset \/ XL","offer_id":46713887555721,"sku":"69977313772818314824","price":30.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sunset \/ 2XL","offer_id":46713887588489,"sku":"30757474680168389980","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sunset \/ 3XL","offer_id":46713887621257,"sku":"28055439102291112673","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8033\/3449\/files\/20260519062353-1f1534b4-ebe6-67a4-88af-be340294d507.png?v=1779172650","url":"https:\/\/exroast.com\/products\/i-found-my-ex-on-temu-tee","provider":"ExRoast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}