{"product_id":"freshly-divorced-charcuterie-board","title":"Freshly Divorced Charcuterie Board","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eThis engraved acacia and slate charcuterie board is made for the girlies entering their \u003cstrong\u003e“peace, wine \u0026amp; no more red flags”\u003c\/strong\u003e era 🍾✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eA cheeky centerpiece for divorce parties, healing brunches, or celebrating freedom with your besties, the warm honey-toned acacia wood frames a removable slate circle engraved with a playful “Freshly Divorced\" design and elegant floral details. Complete with compact cheese knives tucked neatly into fitted slots, it’s ready for champagne, gossip, cheeses, grapes, and a little harmless ex-bashing. The natural wood grain adds warmth while the slate gives it that classy, modern edge — because healing can still be aesthetic. Hand-wash care keeps the engraving crisp and party-ready for every “I’m finally free” gathering. 🖤🥂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"803\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"803\"\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"sy3o1j\" data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"853\"\u003eAcacia wood base with beautiful natural grain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cc8wfx\" data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eRemovable engraved slate serving surface with light grey engraving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19wkzj7\" data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"996\"\u003eIncludes two wooden-handled cheese knives with fitted storage slots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"q0yphj\" data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003eDurable slate and acacia construction built to last through every girls’ night\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c2ihya\" data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003ePerfect for divorce parties, wine nights \u0026amp; petty little celebrations 🍷\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1195\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"lv43pu\" data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1195\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eHand wash only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12 1\/2 \" x 7 3\/4\" \/ Acacia \/ Slate","offer_id":46775460790409,"sku":"33963085430003888786","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13 3\/4\" x 9 3\/4\" \/ Acacia \/ Slate","offer_id":46775460823177,"sku":"34731166282004184883","price":70.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8033\/3449\/files\/20260520050830-1f15409f-0f91-60a0-8068-427f5d2affc9.png?v=1779254102","url":"https:\/\/exroast.com\/products\/freshly-divorced-charcuterie-board","provider":"ExRoast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}