{"product_id":"emotionally-unavailable-hoodie","title":"Emotionally Unavailable Hoodie","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"33\" data-end=\"94\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCurrently unavailable for feelings.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"68\" data-end=\"71\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Please try again never.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"381\"\u003eThis hoodie is for the gamers running on low social battery, unresolved lore, and pure avoidant energy. Soft, cozy, and emotionally disconnected in the best way possible, it’s perfect for late-night gaming, solo missions, convenience store runs, or ignoring texts while visibly online.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"383\" data-end=\"728\"\u003eThe bold front print gives instant “do not disturb” vibes, while the brushed midweight fabric keeps you comfortable through every ranked match, existential crisis, and accidental 4am gaming session. Featuring a roomy kangaroo pocket for your phone, snacks, or cold hands, plus a double-lined hood designed for disappearing from society in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"51\" data-end=\"118\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"786\"\u003eBecause emotionally available sounded exhausting anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"olk4od\" data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003e🍻 Product Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1400\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t66opx\" data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003e50\/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz) — soft, cozy, and built for emotional support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2s5lx0\" data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit than your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ijwg2o\" data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003eDouble-lined hood with matching drawcord + kangaroo pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1x6j0iz\" data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eCrisp DTF\/DTG print options plus embroidery available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"43wb3i\" data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1400\"\u003eTear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, ethically sourced materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1402\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"4cmjyy\" data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eiyngh\" data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1466\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gdc7bx\" data-start=\"1467\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003eTumble dry medium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"d076fy\" data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eIron\/steam on low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gw4xp8\" data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1536\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mwuzoq\" data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46731901337737,"sku":"42249904828380992400","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46731901370505,"sku":"21627623041684337477","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46731901403273,"sku":"26968592887873292200","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46731901436041,"sku":"14961439288369030995","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46731901468809,"sku":"32321350024701170166","price":60.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46731901501577,"sku":"10357342748133501970","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46731901534345,"sku":"17628819638820313452","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":46731901567113,"sku":"11883316099827330550","price":65.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8033\/3449\/files\/20260518093415-1f1529cb-c9c6-6190-bca7-d2402eecff21.png?v=1779097038","url":"https:\/\/exroast.com\/products\/emotionally-unavailable-hoodie","provider":"ExRoast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}