{"product_id":"emotionally-afk-tee","title":"Emotionally AFK Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"27\" data-end=\"76\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCurrently online… emotionally unavailable. 🎮💀\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"359\"\u003eThis tee is for the gamers running on low patience, zero emotional bandwidth, and pure sarcasm. Whether life exhausted you, dating apps drained you, or you simply don’t feel like replying anymore, the \u003cem data-start=\"279\" data-end=\"296\"\u003eEmotionally AFK\u003c\/em\u003e Tee says it all without you having to type a single message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eFeaturing a bold gamer-inspired design with chaotic “do not disturb” energy, this shirt is perfect for long gaming sessions, late-night snack runs, awkward social situations, and pretending you didn’t see that text notification. Because sometimes the best coping mechanism is logging out mentally and respawning later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"45\" data-end=\"138\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"804\"\u003eSoft, comfy, and built for maximum introvert energy, this tee is basically your emotional status update in cotton form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"778\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"ebm71m\" data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mmog0y\" data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"920\"\u003e100% cotton (solid colours) with medium-weight (180 g\/m²) fabric — soft enough for crying playlists and hangovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8pj4n6\" data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) + shoulder tape — keeps its shape better than your emotional stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16asaf6\" data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003eRibbed crew neckline — durable, unlike your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7n695v\" data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eDual printing (DTF + DTG) — crisp design with zero mixed signals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15gvumy\" data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003eTear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — because at least \u003cem data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003esomething\u003c\/em\u003e in your life is non-toxic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1287\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"7hgmwo\" data-start=\"1292\" data-end=\"1315\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mwuzoq\" data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hblw1a\" data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1395\"\u003eDo not iron (the emotional wrinkles stay)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gw4xp8\" data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eiyngh\" data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41q3h0\" data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46731884396681,"sku":"31212808087022333075","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46731884429449,"sku":"11542386292039530534","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46731884462217,"sku":"28273220817663768257","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46731884494985,"sku":"26729786763948738222","price":33.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46731884527753,"sku":"10563821045404339599","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46731884560521,"sku":"23375781562429167759","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46731884593289,"sku":"17192420181778139788","price":38.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":46731884626057,"sku":"14310409265836943593","price":38.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8033\/3449\/files\/20260519064607-1f1534e6-9f00-6d5e-b28b-06f9d3f9578f.png?v=1779173302","url":"https:\/\/exroast.com\/products\/emotionally-afk-tee","provider":"ExRoast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}